bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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