Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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