Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He passed out mid-signature
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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