do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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