we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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