He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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