She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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