I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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