it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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