Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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