spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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