I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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