i already hear my dad disowning me
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
this hospital has no fireball
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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