she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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