So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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