My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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