Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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