Dual....:-)
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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