Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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