god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
