is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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