As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Randomize