I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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