There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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