Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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