Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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