the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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