you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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