After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
