Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
