Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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