I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i think i have herpe
just one?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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