Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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