It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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