if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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