I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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