i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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