your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Swine flu. Run for my life!
operation harelip BJ is a go
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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