rhymes with "ouble enetration"
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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