So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it glows. i had to have it.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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