You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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