i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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