and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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