Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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