they need to just BURY HIM!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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