do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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