my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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