It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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