Tell her she can't have a vagina
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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