You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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