Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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