R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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