i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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