Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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